My Goofy Husband

So, my goofy husband unknowingly decided to challenge me with his blog by saying that he knew I would want to write in it. Well, until that moment, I'd never had the desire to write a blog. It's like keeping a diary for everybody and their brother to see. But, by his adding that little part in his blog, he made sure I would find some way to do it. (Granted, it took me FOREVER to figure out what to write about!) So, I decided to open my contribution with something about my husband, whom I frequently call "To-wee", thanks to our nephew, who couldn't pronounce "Corey" when he was five.

Here are the top 10 reasons why every woman should have a To-wee (but I thank God I have the only one!):

10. A To-wee's arms are the best place on Earth to be: they are safe, warm, protective, comforting, and loving all at the same time.

9. Everything becomes dirty when it's filtered through a To-wee brain. ;o)

8. To-wees do DISHES!!

7. To-wees help with laundry, and will even do most of the folding/putting away of clothes, particularly the stuff beyond your reach.

6. A To-wee's fingers are magic; he's a great masseuse. (Get your minds out of the gutters. I will not comment on that here.) ;oP

5. To-wee's are GREAT cooks! (Which is good when the wife in question is only great at following directions in the kitchen.)

4. To-wees spoil their wives like she's the Princess she really is, causing her to acquire the nickname "Princess" by her friends. :o)

3. Life with a To-wee is never boring. There's always something to laugh about.

2. To-wees make the most beautiful babies when combined with your own genetics AND they will develop the gene that leads to #3.

and the #1 reason is...

1. Because life with a To-wee is more beautiful than anything you could ever imagine!