Showing posts with label My Husband. Show all posts
Showing posts with label My Husband. Show all posts

Friday, July 22, 2011

My Goofy Husband


So, my goofy husband unknowingly decided to challenge me with his blog by saying that he knew I would want to write in it. Well, until that moment, I'd never had the desire to write a blog. It's like keeping a diary for everybody and their brother to see. But, by his adding that little part in his blog, he made sure I would find some way to do it. (Granted, it took me FOREVER to figure out what to write about!) So, I decided to open my contribution with something about my husband, whom I frequently call "To-wee", thanks to our nephew, who couldn't pronounce "Corey" when he was five.

Here are the top 10 reasons why every woman should have a To-wee (but I thank God I have the only one!):

10. A To-wee's arms are the best place on Earth to be: they are safe, warm, protective, comforting, and loving all at the same time.

9. Everything becomes dirty when it's filtered through a To-wee brain. ;o)

8. To-wees do DISHES!!

7. To-wees help with laundry, and will even do most of the folding/putting away of clothes, particularly the stuff beyond your reach.

6. A To-wee's fingers are magic; he's a great masseuse. (Get your minds out of the gutters. I will not comment on that here.) ;oP

5. To-wee's are GREAT cooks! (Which is good when the wife in question is only great at following directions in the kitchen.)

4. To-wees spoil their wives like she's the Princess she really is, causing her to acquire the nickname "Princess" by her friends. :o)

3. Life with a To-wee is never boring. There's always something to laugh about.

2. To-wees make the most beautiful babies when combined with your own genetics AND they will develop the gene that leads to #3.

and the #1 reason is...

1. Because life with a To-wee is more beautiful than anything you could ever imagine!